Hot Chocolate at Anglesea Surf Lifesaving Club, Anglesea, Australia

One of the reasons I had a baby (of course there are a lot of other, perhaps more important reasons too, but still) was so that I could sign him or her (in this case a him) up for nippers. I would first need to live near a beach which isn’t too hard in Australia since there are 25,760 km of coastline (Canada has the longest coastline, 244,781 km, but who would ever want to swim in any of it…). I’d have to move to Australia first of course. I’d also have to wait a few years for baby boy [...]